Top 10 Signs You Need a Break From CF

The top 10 signs you need to take a cycle or two off:

10.  Your dreams consist of practicing Double Unders and T2B... even when you never actually practice DU or T2B.
9.  You swear you can get the dog to do a front squat.
8.  You think "tape" is acceptable attire for the office.
7.  You are diagnosed with "chalk lung".
6.  After a great meeting at work, you rip off your shirt, high five your boss, then collapse to the floor.
5.  You start taking water bottles from the convenience store without paying.
4. You can remember the names of the last three "Girl WODs" you completed, but struggle with your wife's name.
3.  You time the pastor every Sunday to see how he did versus last week.
2.  You start counting tabata reps "2, 4, 6, 8 ..."

and the # 1 sign that it's time to take a CF cycle off:

Right before sex, you yell "3 - 2 - 1 Go!!!"