You Might Be a Crossfitter if...

• you know Thrusters aren't as fun as they sound.
• you put bumper plates and kettle bells on your wedding registry.
• it takes you longer to recover from the workout than to do it.
• you can yell "Nice Snatch" in a room full of ladies and not get slapped.
• you jerk for time.
• you workout in a box, not a gym.
• when traveling, you wonder if you can kip on the hotel shower curtain bar.
• someone stares at you with a "you're craaaaaazzzzzyyy" look after you describe your WOD.
• a manicurist turns you away.
• you believe in sweat angels.
• your affinity with other Crossfitters is instant and sincere.
• you refresh your browser every 30 seconds after 9pm.
• you've learned not to say "That looks easy".
• you don't understand why tomorrow's WOD can't be posted at 7:30am.... after you just finished today's at 7:15am.
• you can come home, tell your wife "I did Barbara today!" and she congratulates you.
• you find yourself bragging to people how sore you are.
• you will do 3 on, 1 off come hell or high water.
• you would be pissed if the box closed on Easter, Xmas, New Year's or July 4th.

And my personal favorite:

• you've seriously considered installing handicap bars in your OWN toilet.